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Funnyy anwsers

Bài gửi by winterstorm2602 on 10/10/2010, 9:28 am

Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.

Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.

Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.

Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock.

Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.

Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.

Q: How many legs does an ant have?
A: Two, the same as an uncle.
(HINT: ant = aunt)

Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg.

Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
A: Baby tigers.

Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
A: A newspaper

Q: Why is number six afraid ?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)

Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?
A: "y" (Why?")

Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.

Q:Why is the letter "A" like noon?
A:Because it's in the middle of the day.( D-A-Y)

Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"
A: "The C" (the sea)

Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"
A: "The Q. (queue)

Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?
A: A horse and its rider.

Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?
A: The horse's shadow.

Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.

Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk there.

Q: A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this possible?
A: His horse's name is Tuesday.

Q: How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?
A: 4 or 5
Q: No, that's wrong, because after eating one apple your stomach isn't empty

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

Mới tìm được cái này, đọc thấy hay hay, nhiều câu cũng buồn cười lol!

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