Funny story

[Crystal]

This is some funny stories I collected, hope you like them.
The Bum...
A bum approaches a well dressed chúng on the street. "Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?" The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend in on liquor are you?"
"No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum.
"You are not going to throw it away in some crap game, are you?" asks the gentleman.
"No way, I don't gamble," answers the bum.
"You wouldn't waste the money at a golf course for greens fees, would you?" asks the man.
"Never," says the bum, "I don't play golf."
The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading for the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him. "Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?"
"Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth it. I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, gamble or play golf."

[Crystal]

WHY DIDN'T YOU REFUSE IT

After the Football match, a player went home with a sorrowful face.

His surprised wife asked:

- Why are you so sad? What's the matter? He answered sadly:

- Today I got a Yellow card.

- So, did you want to get it?

- Of course not. The wife was upset:

- If you didn't want to get it why didn't you refuse it? But you did accept it, so now you are sad.

[Summer typhoon]

I don't understand the second story What does "yellow card" (of his wife) means?

[Crystal]

'yellow card' means 'thẻ vàng' (we use it in football match).
His wife wanna say that her husband shouldn't get yellow, if he had done as she said, he could has been sad. But she didn't know that he would has got a red card if he hadn't got yellow card.
Now, do u understand the story?

[Summer typhoon]

Oh oh. Now, I understand it
He's sad because he want to get a red card

[Unknown genius]

I dun know who you are. I hope you introduce yourself for everyone to know

[Crystal]

No, he was sad cause' he got yellow card but his wife didn't understand the rules of football.

[Crystal]

I dun know who you are. I hope you introduce yourself for everyone to know

u dun see my sign, do u?
I just want let u guess who i am

[Unknown genius]

I read second story all the away to understand it it's a funny ha-ha story

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